You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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