Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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