Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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