Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im part way to drunk.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
