i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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