come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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