For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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