she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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