no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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