we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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