Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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