im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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