Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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