he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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