I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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