My first STD was from a foam party
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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