I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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