is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
