Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
My vagina is very pro this idea
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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