No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
be right there i have to get my cape
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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