that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im holly from the hills drunk
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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