yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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