There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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