32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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