I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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