Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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