Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
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