They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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