Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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