It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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