i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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