yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
