She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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