I just made out with a guy for $7.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
