At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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