I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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