after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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