i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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