remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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