So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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