dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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