Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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