bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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