Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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