I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
