So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
