Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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