You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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