I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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