I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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