If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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