It's like God shit irony all over that family
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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