Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
it hurts more in the daytime
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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