You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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