I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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